Rock Accountant

The clearest description I have managed so far about my blog is that it is not about cats. In general, I find predators pretty predictable while prey on the other-hand, because they live in universes of anxiety, develop more textured personalities. I also have as a writer a deft hand when it comes to making matters worse, so of course , the already panicky are ready made for me. I will try to grow this blog into an assortment of laughs, because that is what my life has mostly taught me to do. I will use the famous people I have known to get your attention and then tell you small but many times wonderful things about them. I will never name the ones I say ugly things about but I hope you will guess who they are.

Men 0, Women 1.

I think God’s only tricky decision was just how to assemble women differently from men. It was here He found his masterstroke. He gave them birth. Regis Boff

I had my bag before he did. I bought a bunch at a Buddhist monastery in Thailand. I had a plan to market them here in the states. I didn’t need the money and thought it might be small of me to corrupt a major religion so I shitcanned the idea. The monks all carry the bags and keep a wooden bowl in them to beg with all day. Regis Boff

B.B. King

Between the years of 1972 and 1991, 78% of all rock shows used B.B. King as an opening act. I saw him perform at least 22% of those times because we used him as an opening act.

Nearly 99% of those audiences were white, and 99.95% of them were impatient to have him leave the stage to get to the headliner.

Only 45% of the headliners had ever heard of him, and the remainder adored him because they thought he made them look cool and because he came cheap.

B.B King would have played to a herd of sheep if he got paid and the sheep would have been the big winners. He was the greatest of all things. A happy man.

PUBLISHED: May 16, 2018
FILED UNDER: Unnoticed in Clever Worlds

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