Unnoticed in Clever Worlds

The clearest description I have managed so far about my blog is that it is not about cats. In general, I find predators pretty predictable while prey on the other-hand, because they live in universes of anxiety, develop more textured personalities. I also have as a writer a deft hand when it comes to making matters worse, so of course , the already panicky are ready made for me. I will try to grow this blog into an assortment of laughs, because that is what my life has mostly taught me to do. I will use the famous people I have known to get your attention and then tell you small but many times wonderful things about them. I will never name the ones I say ugly things about but I hope you will guess who they are.

Poem: Bushwhacked

Poetry is the last thing

that would ever occur to letters.

The words would testify if they could speak

that the process makes them queasy.

Most writers are ashamed to leave

an unintended verse.

Feeling they were bushwacked

while on their way to longer bursts.

But I prefer this short shit,

cause I know the reader will peek.

12345659_10153932738752868_4413964850388489140_n

Tangled up in Genitals

I have decided that only gay men can be genuinely kind and talented. Heterosexual men can be either one or the other, but never at the same time.
Young girls face a clumsy period of uncertainty when it comes to sex but with age, or if they have had two children or more than two husbands find lesbianism the obvious sensible choice.
Men seldom communicate with each other unless the subject is really big, like the universe or the Pittsburgh Steelers. Women never allow silence to invade their relationships with other women. Just watch them.
Women have no big themes. They are not philosophers. This fact has always confounded me because I know a very reasonable explanation is somehow hidden here. It might be that women are by nature merely trivial but it is, however, certainly plausible that all philosophy is bullshit as well. This is just one of the open questions in my life.
The mind boggles.

47571179_10157137402807868_6507012565975957504_n

PUBLISHED: December 8, 2018
FILED UNDER: Unnoticed in Clever Worlds

With all this believing you would think one of us would be right.

%d bloggers like this: