At your Service
by Regis Boff
The owner of a dry-cleaner, tells his old friend about the moral predicament he is in.
“I found $2,000 in a jacket dropped off this morning, and when the customer came back to get the money, I lied to him about finding it.”
“Well,” his buddy says, You need to give the man his money and ask his forgiveness.
The cleaner stares at him, “Return the money?
I can’t decide whether to share it with my partner.”