Passover Gluttony

by Regis Boff

Let’s allow that God sent this virus.
Perhaps He was never really that pleased we left our caves way back then?
Did we even ask to move out, or did we act like petulant teenagers and not care about His feelings?
Maybe the outdoors was meant for only His animals?
He sent his only daughter, Oprah Winfrey, to fix overeating, and we snubbed her.
So what better way to discourage us than by putting a virus in every restaurant salt shaker?
Remember what He did in Eden. Over one apple.
Who would expect him to Passover gluttony?