The First Bad Woman

by Regis Boff

So God runs out of materials and has to yank a rib out of this poor schlub Adam to finish the one being who would eventually get him chucked out of Eden, good old Bloomingdales Eve.
Fine, I suppose to error is also divine.
But this girl hangs out all day with her new “Best Friend,” the unaccomplished Beverly Hills “Serpent in Paradise,” bitching endlessly about not being given the top job.
Meanwhile, Adam is sweating the naming of every animal of the earth.