There’s no Time like the Future

by Regis Boff

Contrary to the prevailing viewpoint that there is a present, I realized just late last night, while listening to and watching a Youtube video of Simon and Garfunkel from 1969 that only the past exists. That my blog friends must now juggle the burden of this alternate reality does not alter the truth of an imaginary present.

I understand that anyone who reads what I write with any regularity is barely tethered any reality on a sunny day so this refitting will be pretty easy. Most people will hang tough with their illusions of a present as long as it does not slow down the work of counting their teeth. But for those few, who have grown weary of the present, please join me in the past.