It is why my life is so funny

by Regis Boff

I love everything about America.I don’t believe that every veteran is a hero. I believe that some are.I don’t believe black people are all good. But I know there are enough good ones to solve their problems.I know that wearing pink at football games does not make me more aware of breast cancer. My mind rarely wanders far from breasts.I don’t believe children, academics or pretty girls on TV should try to tell me how I can avoid insulting them.People should understand that I want to offend them. It is the only way I have to find out if they are idiots.That is how I pick my friends.It is why my life is so funny.