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Category: Drugs

Guns,Viagra, and Pulverized Squirrels

The sale of any gun should be unlawful. All weapons must be made obtainable for free and dispensed like methadone at designated shops at convenient locations across America.
Nothing will dampen the quantity and violence of guns faster than making them available without cost. Big guns are a status symbol to the lawful just like big houses. Few people need huge houses, so they mostly go unused. Everybody eventually downsizes.
Trying to make guns illegal is stupid. It is never going to happen.
Here’s a ridiculous example. Drug companies would love to make Viagra use mandatory. But lawmakers, in their wisdom, realized that a nation of males, running around with fifty-two-hour erections inevitably would result in crazed rape or even worse a country brimming with Bill Cosby’s.
It would mean that eventually the only gun violence would come from drug dealers and folks who simply can’t get enough of exploding squirrels. Then all we have to do is legalized drugs and increase the punishment for pulverizing squirrels. Tidy.

Never theirs

Kids are more routinely medicated now in their twenties than we were recreationally in the sixties and seventies. Drugs companies have a prescription for every psychosocial blemish that gets in the way of perfection. The “cures” for acne are now more power and dangerous than casual heroin. The preventions for skin cancer from the sun are slathered on with paint coats so thick children can barely move at the beach. God help the family that is encouraged to medicate their kindergartener because they are too active or fall behind in their learning of the alphabet.
Some kids are smarter than others, some are more active than others, and Lord help us some are even fatter than others. We are a vain and a profoundly competitive culture. We have concocted a generation that believes they are perfect or conversely if they are obviously not so it is somebody else’s fault, never theirs.


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