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Looming Whiteness

I like Mr.Trump for a variety of reasons, but the looming one for me is that he allows me to feel OK with my whiteness. We whites are not villains although we serve that purpose in the psyches of people working their way through lives which can start out unfairly. That’s fine as far as it goes; we can take it and we should. Eventually, another color will supersede us, and we will bemoan the unfairness of that, as Vonnegut says, “So it goes.”
People will always defend what they have worked to achieve or what they have inherited by chance. That is, at least in part, what makes us human. The dithering, time wasting hypotheses of socialism only works for insects. They are children’s fantasies. Just ask the 100 million dead Stalin communists or the millions of “Bernie millennials” that will be shoved aside by Hillary.
To be fair white people have ruled long, both with distinction and disgrace, but this will not last forever. America is spinning us inexorably towards new colors. Those races will fight it out for supremacy, as they should.
It is not so wise to continue spending so much time trying to get white people to accept the blame for everything. At a certain point, we will turn a deaf ear and go about our business of being “white.” Enter Mr. Trump.

Picking Cotten As a NY Liberal Jew

Trump has revealed the comfort of our American slavery. The mesmerising rainbow of the moneyed world has risen against him, and we don’t care, because if he wins that would mean everybody would have been wrong. That would never do.
We all conceitedly bitch about seeing that “a fix is on.” The internet is a hairy bucket of conspiracy theories and the clever don’t even notice what is happening.
Trump has guts. He is battling everyone who has purchased a piece of America. The secret billionaires, the lifetime Senators and Congressman, and our ever so self-important media.
We are put in our little pig pens to fight and argue, and then every four years we are let out to stubbornly pick  up our flags and charge into the muck.
Life is safer for the piously small minded.
Rubio is a boy with no life experience. Cruz should frighten women and represents the repulsive end of the Republican party.
Hillary represents the witless from the sixties, (my era and I know them) who have spent forty years watching ten thousand hours of soap operas, that place where everyone is well dressed because they cheat on each other well into their seventies.
Bernie Sanders is evidence that our educational system has failed. He is a socialist and those kids don’t know what that is. Still, he has beaten Hillary on occasion. Even a blind chicken finds a piece of corn once in a while. She is banking on this.
Hillary has lost to the first black man in what she calls racist America. So much for her magnetism.
Trump is a New York Jewish liberal, and so am I.
He wants to build a wall just like we all have around our homes. They call them fences and hedges. He doesn’t want to stop abortions he just doesn’t think the government should pay for them. He hires smart women because he understands that all women are not smart. I know this will annoy many dumb women like Hillary.
Mexico will pay for the wall, or we will simply annex it. Let them choose.
His health care system makes sense. You know why I know. Because the Media won’t show it to you.
He wants to cut out part of the Middle East for the refugees to hide in. He will make the Sultans pay for it. It is about time.
He wants to get the fuck out Muslimville and let the Russians have them. They can handle it because they are ruthless. We are ruthless only about code words.
Black people should be at Trump’s doorstep cutting deals to get help moving businesses into Detroit and Chicago. The problem is Black people are even more politically correct than we are. They are afraid to confront Hillary. The safety of the master you know. They know this is true and are still terrified. I can’t blame them. I am still afraid of spiders too.


Squirrels, Hating Trump,and Smart Hot Women

It is lucky for all of you I am not part of the voting electorate.
I want Trump to win.
All the Republicans hate him because he is a New York Jewish liberal and deep down they know it. They also hate him because the wealthy party members have spent so much money buying off the other idiots. The Tea Party hates him because he has never eaten a squirrel.
The Democrats hate him because he is male and surrounds himself with strong, smart, mostly pretty women, ( just like the media does). Unlike the news women, however, his can do mathematics. These are females who do not fear to piss off Oprah Winfrey. Women who deserve what they have because of what they have earned. Not because it is their turn.
The media all loathe him. Talk radio, CBS, NBC, ABC and FOX detest him because he makes them look ridiculous. It is he who has bought them.
He says things we are not allowed to say. Walls should be built to keep living in America valuable. People who hate us should not be shoved into our country because we are afraid to say no. We should drive hard bargains in trade. What dream world have we fallen into where it matters if other countries like us? The real world is not FaceBook. We should demand that the world envies us; it will give them something to do.

We need to manufacture things, so our poorest cities like Chicago and Detroit can grow again. Black people are poor because the Democrats want them to stay that way, and the Republicans could care less. They should be the most powerful people in our country, instead of living in the narcotic bread lines. If Black lives matter when cops extinguish them, don’t the millions of black men rotting in prisons while their families disappear matter even more? It is not racist cops that are the problem it is the racist laws.

Presidents have purchased the job before and have done quite well. At least half of our Presidents came from this pool of the wealthy. Certainly many were better than those picked by our media.

Why Mexico will pay for the Wall.

The infiltration or confiscation of adjacent lands has until lately been called war. Now it is evolving into something entirely bizarre. Historically a nation state would say, ” Hey, Joe’s property is kinda of nice, let’s use our armies and take it. Sure, we will have to kill all the Joe’s living there but so what, but who gives a shit, after all, they are Joes?”
Mexico and Syria are the new alternatives to this routine. Peoples are entering other people’s homes in masses so overwhelming that slaughtering them is improbable. They are like a pair of fat Aunts who decide without an invitation to come live with you, and they both play the tuba.
Europe faces a much darker problem than we do. They will regret being kind. After all, brawling with each other has been their NFL since well before the Middle Ages. Now they have willingly admitted millions of people who haven’t appreciated generosity since the Crusades, and, trust me; they are not leaving.
Personally, I have never recognised Mexico’s right to exist. I can’t even envisage why we didn’t impound it right after we stole Texas. Maybe we got tired or simply did not have the foresight to recognize how much we would like marihuana.
Trump has it right when he says Mexico will pay for a wall. It will want to pay for it. A barricade is the only way that country can define its existence. All the genuinely good people are coming here. A few horses, drug kings, corrupt politicians and prostitutes are all that will be left.
Inevitably we will legalize drugs after it becomes unavoidably apparent that every black person in America is in prison, and  then Mexico will just disappear.
Trump, by then, will have finished his terms in office and will spend his twilight years building hotels where once there was a country called Mexico. Tidy.

Who Has The Best News?

It is hard to know from which good-looking woman to get my political news. I imagine women have the same problem with their newsmen. I’ll admit I have no idea what TV channels homosexuals favor, but I would suppose they observe the same psychoerotic seed trail as the rest of us. A beauty is a beauty after all. Transsexuals probably possess the widest range of information because they watch both sides.
I will ring them up when comes time to make my decision between Trump and Clinton.



The Light

I am beginning to see the light at the end of my tunnel. If Mr. Trump loses to the forces of Good, then the Media, whom I loathe with a rabid psychopathy, will have bankrupted itself. So I win.
They will be compelled to have sex with the only girl left in the bar when the lights come on at four in the morning. For eight years.

Who Would Have Guessed?

I would never have guessed that the slaughter of Muslims for the last fifteen years in the Middle East by the Western Democracies was nothing compared to identifying them before they enter our countries. It was Mr. Trump’s blunder to be against attacking Iraq. He should have realized, in a Democracy, you must always pretend murder is not prejudice.


The money that controls the Democrat party also controls the Republican party. People who bitch all day that they are victims of entrenched financial power and influence, which is most of us, need to realize that Donald Trump is our confederate. Certainly what he says has an exaggeration that is borderline dangerous, but remember, black people thought that Obama would change things for them. He did not. Hillary offers us nothing in return except making her happy. We have, at the very least, the right to elect someone who is free.

The Rebroken Leg

If you break a leg and it sets improperly, it must be rebroken to set it right again. John Boehner’s retirement offers this opportunity. It might shut down the government. The Democrats believe this act will elect them and the Republicans are so angry they won’t care.
Our citizens need to be rebroken. We need to reset our loyalties.
The Republicans have become a dreadful alloy of people who always pay their bills on time but insist, like swine, that women are less precious than every man’s sperm.
The Democrats live in a soap opera universe where jealousy and retaliation are the only indispensable currencies. They insist that their Hitlerian social Eugenics will eventually tame the hideous human spirit. All they ever need is more time and more money for their goodness, decency only they possess.
Trump is proof that we all can live without our media and our political parties. Hillary is evidence that her sour odor is the only thing genuine about her. Sanders is confirmation that there are poor people and that we should listen to them.
Biden, well, he is a nice guy, and like his President will bide his time in office luxuriating in the wonder of his dreams finally coming true.


Don’t expect a “Good job ” from Donald Trump

The National weariness over trophies being awarded for sexuality, historical misfortune, and gender jealousy is a major contributor to the recent success of Donald Trump. It also accounts for Madame Clinton’s coming humiliation.
It is easy to coddle but difficult to insist that survival is not as simple as repeating over and over, “good job.”
Trump appears to be inclined to ask a simple question, ” Are we, as a country, valuable enough to ourselves to tell the rest of the world to go fuck themselves?” I believe we are. Our population needs to get a grip on reality. Life is not advertising, media provocations, soap operas, sensationalism, or political party allegiance.
Trump, whether he wins or not, is doing us a service because he refuses to give out awards for failure. It is high time we became the parents who are not afraid to tell our children the truth.

LAS VEGAS, NV - APRIL 28:  Chairman and President of the Trump Organization Donald Trump yells 'you're fired' after speaking to several GOP women's group at the Treasure Island Hotel & Casino April 28, 2011 in Las Vegas, Nevada.  Trump has been testing the waters with stops across the nation in recent weeks and has created media waves by questioning whether President Barack Obama was born in the United States.  (Photo by David Becker/Getty Images)

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